My wife and I have an arrangement. I get to stay up late and play Eve, but I need to take care of them if they wake up in the middle of the night. In return, she’ll wake up with them whenever they finally wake up in the morning, which is usually around 6:30, allowing me to sleep in.
Yesterday morning, I awoke to find one daughter screaming because my wife wouldn’t let her take all the ornaments off the Christmas tree, and my wife getting ready to put the baby down for her nap. The first thing she said was to invoke that Eve knowledge:
“You primary the toddler, I’ll web the baby.”
Elegant and simple.